I’m from the United States of Control, where the president flies to Scotland to promote his personal golf resort while the taxpayers pick up the tab.

Where the Secretary of Health is a man who says a worm ate part of his brain, and millions of people nod like that’s fine, and actually take health advice from him.

Where the only person serving time in the Epstein trafficking ring is a woman. And the men whose names were whispered by the victims hold power, not shame.

This week, Pam Bondi didn’t show up to testi…